Nigerians are very special people with diverse cultures, languages, and ethnic groups. We are very unique people who are very intelligent, hardworking, gifted, and skilled with a unique sense of humour.
We stand out easily because of our very unique and witty personalities. Although we have our flaws, our good qualities supersede the negative side. Here is a list of funny sentences that make Nigerians even more unique.
1. “No change o”
And so?
2. “Praise Tha Lord”
Danfo not Sunday school, abeg.
3. “There’s go-slow”
Hay God!
4. “Two more chance’
What is happening here?
5. “Excuse me sister, can I know your name?”
My name is, ‘face-your-front-and-let-me -see-road.
6. “Abeg, I wan buy fuel’
So you couldn’t buy fuel before calling passengers, abi?
7. ‘Driver, I want to ease myself’
What rubbish?
8. “I go join your change together”
Kuku kill me.
9. “Aunty, dress abeg”
To where?

(source: Zikoko.com)