1. Every thing in Nigeria starts with a prayer

So he raised a prayer point

Baba, help me make all this my plans come to pass….Mark Zuckerberg olori meji, na beg I dey beg oh

— IGARRA BOY (@eMaYeLl) August 31, 2016

2. In Nigeria, everything leads to a turf war

Mark Zuckerberg on Lagos mailand. LOL. That means Lagos Mainland was richer than the entire Lagos Island combined for hours today.

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) August 30, 2016

Mark Zuckerberg went to the Mainland 1-0
Mark Zuckerberg slept on the Island 1-1
Mark Zuckerberg jogging on the Island 2-1
Island for Life

— Mr. JAG (@jag_bros) August 31, 2016

3. Then we remembered our neighbours

Ghanian twitter and Facebook standing at the border trying to catch a glimpse of Mark Zuckerberg http://pic.twitter.com/6TIVVOMNMw

— Baba Oni Gas (@manmustwack) August 30, 2016

4. So we decided to make him useful, in practical terms

Bros Mark Zuckerberg i beg this one that you are now in nigeria. please and please. help us look into all these… https://t.co/jwvE83ngAy

— #TheSeedEffect (@LekeAdeboye) September 1, 2016

Just pree that Chinedu's comment. Nigerians never cease to amaze me http://pic.twitter.com/5k81OllsAr

— Iseunife The First (@Shawnife_) August 31, 2016

He has a point

While Mark Zuckerberg is in Lagos can he get on national TV and lecture Nigerian parents on how to use Facebook? I'm tired!

— Ferdinand (@Burmese_Tyga) August 30, 2016

5. So they started asking him, Who you Epp?

@iaboyeji @OCEdewor @DoubleEph @AfroVII @jeremyweate what constraints. issue in Nigeria is lay mile not basic Internet access. FB no help

— Andrew Alli (@afalli) August 31, 2016

6. Some even stated making comparisons

Trust Mr Commonsense

There are many Mark Zuckerberg's in Nigeria. The problem is they are looking at govt instead of looking inwards to their talents and skills!

— Ben Murray-Bruce (@benmurraybruce) August 30, 2016

But we had his keys, keys, keys

Imagine what the 11 Billion naira loan you refused to pay back could do for the many Mark Zuckerberg's. https://t.co/cmkRYSRjvB

— Ahmad Sani Barde (@abba_sensei) August 30, 2016

Can I live?

'zuckerberg has $55b but he wore t-shirt and jeans but you guys….' hello can we wear what we want in peace? http://pic.twitter.com/VK17DzR5Sv

— Captain Charisma (@D_iiW) August 31, 2016

7. Some had businesses to run

#WhoIsIt Question Mark Zuckerberg was seen walking the streets of Yaba…True or False? Support your answer with the picture and win airtime

— Cool FM Nigeria (@CoolFMNigeria) August 31, 2016

8. We made recommendations

Mark Zuckerberg shouldn't leave Nigeria without making a stop over at Calabar.

The dogmeat here is priceless.

— Anietienteabasi (@Beanchesterr) August 31, 2016

Mark talking about why he is here is Lagos, Nigeria. Sadly, Jollof Rice is not one of his top reasons. #Facebook http://pic.twitter.com/qYFjt28Ukw

— Blossom Ozurumba (@blossomozurumba) August 31, 2016

He took the most important one. All praises to Nigerian Jollof

Mark Zuckerberg said Nigerian JOLLOF is very good. http://pic.twitter.com/zHDsKnXpe1

— PREMIUM TWEEP (@XANTAPLUS) August 31, 2016

"I was told not to compare the Jollof rice to that of neighboring countries" – Mark Zuckerberg #ZuckInLagos http://pic.twitter.com/B9pXk22ZPT

— iAfrikan (@iafrikan) August 31, 2016